"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."
-Lloyd, as played by Kevin Spacey in the acerbic and quite cutthroat holiday 'classic' The Ref
Here's hoping your holidays go a little better than his.
Merry Christmas to all, from The Most Beautiful Fraud in the World.....