Showing posts with label Natalie Portman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Natalie Portman. Show all posts

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Cinematheque Reviews:
No Strings Attached

I do wish people would learn how to better interpret the things I say and write.  A simple status update on Facebook, reading "Just saw No Strings Attached. Can I just say 'it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be' and leave it at that?" brought about several comments from people wondering how I could possibly like a movie such as that.  I don't know about you, but my comment in no way claims any kind of liking of the movie in question, only how it was not as bad as one would have assumed (or even hoped for in a way).  Not hating a movie and actually liking it are two completely different horses people, get that through your thick skulls!  But I digress.  Here is a link to my review of the aforementioned movie that I did not hate (but did not like either people!!) and hopefully I come through a bit clearer in said review than I did on that certain social network everyone is a gaga about.  But truthfully, the movie isn't all that bad.  There I go again.


Sunday, January 16, 2011

Film Poll #8: Name Your Favourite Darren Aronofsky Film

And the votes are in. Perhaps it has to do with none of us having very long attention spans, but the latest Aronofsky was voted your favourite Aronofsky.  This was my pick as well, so I don't know why I am whining about it.  It was actually a two-dog race from beginning to end, as the first Aronofsky and the latest Aronofsky were neck and neck until the latter took the lead in the final hours of voting.

The results:

Black Swan - 7 votes (36%)
Pi - 6 votes (31%)
The Fountain - 4 votes (21%)
The Wrestler - 2 votes (10%)
Requiem for a Dream - 0 votes (0%)

This victory for Black Swan comes on the day that Natalie Portman takes home the Golden Globe for her stellar performance in the film.  Now onto the Oscar...

My personal picks, in case you care, are (in descending order, though I have thoroughly enjoyed all five of the mustachio'd auteur's films) Black Swan, The Fountain, The Wrestler, Requiem and Pi.

I will be back in a few weeks with a brand new poll (which will probably have something to do with the Oscars).

Friday, December 3, 2010

The Cinematheque Reviews:
Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan

Here it is true believers - my long-winded and quite rambling filmic essay-cum-Proustian wannabe pontification (cum movie review of sorts) all done in arrogant stream-of-consciousness pretentious ballyhoo style of Darren Aronofsky's brilliantly absurdist (and quite pretentious in its own right) batshitcrazy mindfuck of a movie, the inevitably derisive and quite startling balletic monster movie creature known as Black Swan.  Read it if you dare.


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Pompous Loser on the Train: An Afterword to Black Swan

So there I was on the Philadelphia Regional Rail, heading back to my friend's house in Glenside PA (with whom I was staying the weekend) after the Philadelphia Film Festival screening of Darren Aronofsky's brilliant batshitcrazy Black Swan, and sitting two seats in front of me was a man and a woman in discussion of said Black Swan.  Now my personal thoughts on the film (which are obvious from the aforementioned use of the word brilliant) aside, it is not what they thought of the film that I take a certain offense to, but how they thought of it that bothered me - or at least how the titular pompous loser thought of it.  The woman, if anything, just seemed to want to get up and escape her possible date (first date perhaps?).  These two seemed not to know each other all that well (just gathering from the lack of intimacy in their conversational style) and this I think bodes well for the poor woman in all of this - a woman that has hopefully since escaped this pompous loser and his reign of condescending verbal fire.

After telling this woman that she did not know what she was talking about, because she liked the film, this pompous loser went on a tirade of how Aronofsky's film (not the he ever mentioned the director by name - most likely unaware of who he even is!) made no sense at all and "why does this girl care so much abut doing the things she does?" he went on and on, "It's ballet, who cares?".  Really?  Really buddy?  Seriously, this jerk just kept going on about how the film was unworthy of our time because HE did not care about ballet.  Meanwhile, the woman just shuffled about in her seat, waiting (I hope) for her escape.  He didn't understand why Portman's character kept hurting herself over all of this, and why it was so important to her.  At one point this jackass said "No one cares about ballet, why even make this movie?".  Really?

Now my love of The Red Shoes aside (why make that movie even?) this wasn't even the worst part of his soapbox diatribe.  His ending note, just before they got off the train (one stop before me), was thus, "Why do people try to achieve perfection?  Instead everyone should just try to be average."  Wow!  I really hope he isn't a parent or a teacher or someone else that can warp children's minds.  Amazing stuff indeed.  Let's just all strain to be average.  Perhaps I should have stepped in and called him out on all this, but I was mesmerized by watching them - as if I were watching a movie right then and there (one filmed by Godard or Bresson considering my constant shot of the backs of these people's heads).  Oh to be average.  Perhaps this guy should stick to less daring fare such as the oeuvre of Steven Spielberg or Ron Howard - they make average look so easy.

Oh yeah, and Black Swan is batshitcrazy brilliant.  Be sure to see it when it opens on Dec. 3rd.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Natalie Likes Me.....
OK, maybe not, but somebody does

Well, it seems as if my glowing (some could and would and should say gushing) review of Black Swan (right here, in my look at the Philadelphia Film Festival - a full review is coming closer to the 12/03 release date) has gotten me linked onto NataliePortman.com - and not in any weird stalkerish way.  I just hope they never Google my reviews of those new Star Wars travesties.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Philadelphia Film Festival: Black Swan

When sitting down to write about Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan, this usually quite wordy (some would, and have, said too wordy) critic suddenly found himself at a loss for words.  Or at least at a loss for the appropriate words.  One could easily use such terms as beautiful or gorgeous or even succulent to describe this film, and all of these words would be perfectly accurate, but none of them seem to fit as they should.  While Black Swan may very well be one of the most gorgeous films this critic has seen in a long time, full of succulent, beautiful imagery, the film goes beyond such descriptives.  While simultaneously shining in such gorgeous imagery, Aronofsky has also made his film a monstrosity of sorts.  The auteur of Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Fountain and The Wrestler, has finally done what all those films have been alluding too, leading up too - he has finally created his very own monster movie.
 
Black Swan is the story of a ballerina on the precipice of old age (at least by dance standards), who is cast to play the white and black swan (the light and dark, Ego and Id) in a new rendition of Swan Lake, and the inner demons that manifest themselves as a nightmarish reality.   Aronofsky has taken this ballet, and the making of this ballet, and has structured a monster movie like nothing else before it.  Sort of The Red Shoes on acid (an apt, but cursory description), Black Swan is a dangerous, threatening, wicked movie that takes the idea of perfection in art and transforms such a philosophical conundrum into a psychological horror movie reminiscent of Cronenberg or Haneke or even Argento. And it is Natalie Portman, at the center of this movie, who brings the light and dark together in the most ferocious of finales.  

The film also stars Mila Kunis as the supposed evil to Portman's supposed good (and her partner in the inevitable, and quite delectable, Sapphic delerium scene!), Vincent Cassel as the demanding ballet troupe leader (this film's Lermontov) and Barbara Hershey as Portman's psycho mother (can we say Piper Laurie in Carrie?), but it is Portman and her twisted ghoulish, yet striking mannerisms, that take the film deep into the void it dares to go into.  There is also a surprisingly intriguing turn by Winona Ryder, playing a ghostly version of herself.  But above all else, with its fractured cinematic psyche and bravura demonology, this is Darren Aronofsky's movie - and what a movie, what a work of Grand Guignol, it ends up being.
 
Denzel Washington once said (in his Oscar winning role in Training Day) that King Kong didn't have anything on him.  Well, that big ape's got nothing on Black Swan either.  Of course none of this is any help whatsoever in coming up with an appropriate term to describe such a film.  Magnificent, marvelous, enticing.  Astonishing, amazing, awe-inspiring.   Dazzling, delectable, provocative.  All of these describe what I felt while watching this rapturous (there's another word!) film, but still, they all seem like not quite enough for a film that is so batshitcrazy as Black Swan.  Hey wait, that's it - the perfect word.  Batshitcrazy.  As gorgeous a film as Black Swan is, more than anything else, it is batshitcrazy as can be.  Oh yeah, and it's one of the best films of the year - hands down.  Batshitcrazy indeed.
 
A full (and probably quite long-winded) review of Black Swan will appear here closer to the December 3rd release date of the film.