Here is the latest edition of that ever-popular regular series Hollywood Haiku. This is the third edition (the one that started it all was for a contest by the fine folks over at Best For Film - a contest won by my lovely and talented better half). Now without further ado, let us get this show on the road. Here is the Hollywood Haiku: Tarantino Edition.
Reservoir Dogs
Heist film with a twist
The heist that was never shown
No one left alive
True Romance
Heist film with a twist
The heist that was never shown
No one left alive
Clarence and the whore
Her name is Alabama
And love conquers all
It shines like pure gold
Marsellus Wallace's Soul
Kisses Me Deadly
From Dusk Til Dawn
The Gecko Brothers
One becomes a vampire
One is George Clooney
From Blaxsploitation
Came Miss Foxy Jackie Brown
The Lady kicks ass
Kill Bill, Vol. 1
In Pussy Wagon
Uma wiggles her big toe
Starts off killing spree
Beatrix Kiddo
Five Point Palm Exploding Heart
She saves her daughter
Death Proof
Crazy Stuntman Mike
Went to the Vanishing Point
He picked the wrong girls
Basterd true and blue
He's Aldo the Apache
And he wants his scalps
Inglourious Basterds (Shosanna)
She ran from her death
They respect directors here
Used film as revenge
3 comments:
That was awesome! May I borrow this (brilliant) idea for my blog? :)
Sure. The more the merrier.
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