Thursday, August 18, 2011

Hollywood Haiku III: The Tarantino Edition

Here is the latest edition of that ever-popular regular series Hollywood Haiku.  This is the third edition (the one that started it all was for a contest by the fine folks over at Best For Film - a contest won by my lovely and talented better half).  Now without further ado, let us get this show on the road.  Here is the Hollywood Haiku: Tarantino Edition.

Reservoir Dogs
Heist film with a twist
The heist that was never shown
No one left alive

True Romance
Clarence and the whore
Her name is Alabama
And love conquers all

Pulp Fiction
It shines like pure gold
Marsellus Wallace's Soul
Kisses Me Deadly

From Dusk Til Dawn 
The Gecko Brothers
One becomes a vampire
One is George Clooney

Jackie Brown 
From Blaxsploitation
Came Miss Foxy Jackie Brown
The Lady kicks ass

Kill Bill, Vol. 1
In Pussy Wagon
Uma wiggles her big toe
Starts off killing spree

Kill Bill, Vol. 2
Beatrix Kiddo
Five Point Palm Exploding Heart
She saves her daughter

Death Proof
Crazy Stuntman Mike
Went to the Vanishing Point
He picked the wrong girls

Inglourious Basterds
Basterd true and blue
He's Aldo the Apache
And he wants his scalps

Inglourious Basterds (Shosanna)
She ran from her death
They respect directors here
Used film as revenge

4 comments:

StanwyckFan said...

That was awesome! May I borrow this (brilliant) idea for my blog? :)

KEVYN KNOX said...

Sure. The more the merrier.

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